Notes from the engine room

We have a problem, we cannot find the A team, so we will have to deal with it ourselves. We have squatters in our cellar. They call themselves T.V.G. They are nasty street theatre carnies. The only way to get rid of them is to pay them off. So I am funding their trip to Edinburgh. I am not responsible for anything they say from here on in. They are nothing to do with the Tea House and I find their antics reprehensible, I deny any association with them and distance the Tea House from them. They have stolen the codes of the blog and will be reporting from the fringe every day untill I can wrestle back control. God help us all.

H